One pill makes you smarter
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Ritalin or adderall
And your phallus
Needs Viagra after all

And if you go fleecing Babbitts
‘Cause the banks are gonna fall
Tell ’em the hookah smoking anarchist
Has got you by the balls
Call alice — she’s totally appalled

White men on the radio
Get off on telling you who to hate
And your friend has joined the teabags
And you spend your weekends straight
And your phallus
has a Cialis date

When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the fat cats are aging backwards
While your friends are filled with dread
Remember what the lab rat said
Freeze your head!
Freeze your head !

The Steal This Singularity challenge: Record White Babbits & if I like it, I’ll post it. If we get a bunch of them (videos, audios, rewrites) we’ll make it a contest. The person who can get Grace Slick to come out of retirement to record a version wins a Steal This Singularity t-shirt plus… well, we’ll figure something out.