10 Zen Monkeys, November 2007
January 31, 2007: a day that will live in infamy. The great city of Boston was brought to its knees by the appearance of unexpected L.E.D. placards in places where they didn’t belong. Alert to potential connections between terror and anything a wee bit unusual, stout citizens and government officials alike in the land of the free and the home of the brave peed their metaphoric pants. The L.E.D. character was described in a CNN report as “a Mooninite, an outer-space delinquent… greeting passersby with an upraised middle finger.” Massachusetts Attorney General Martha Coakley was quoted in the same piece as saying, “It had a very sinister appearance.” The horror. The horror.